{"id":1019,"date":"2020-05-17T18:59:22","date_gmt":"2020-05-17T16:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dagood.life\/?p=1019"},"modified":"2021-04-22T09:38:21","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T07:38:21","slug":"berliner-liebesgeschichten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/?p=1019","title":{"rendered":"Berliner Liebesgeschichte"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>An einer Ampel zu Corona-Zeiten:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Es wird gr\u00fcn, ich will in geb\u00fcrtigem Abstand die vor mir langsam in die Pedale tretenden BikerInnen links \u00fcberholen, als mich von hinten jemand sehr laut und in sehr genervtem Ton anranzt: &#8222;Ach Spatziiii!!!&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ich drehe mich ziemlich irritiert um und ein leicht verschwitzter, \u00fcppiger Kerl in Funktionsklamotten, sportlich behelmt, f\u00fchlt sich durch meinen Linksruck anscheinend ausgebremst. Ich bin so verdattert \u00fcber jene offen aggressive Energie, dass ich emp\u00f6rt stehen bleiben muss. &#8222;Dann fahr doch vorbei, S\u00fc\u00dfer!&#8220; Bl\u00f6ke ich genauso b\u00f6se zur\u00fcck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Er (super-aggro): &#8222;Kkk\u00fcsssschen!!!&#8220; Und rauscht mir noch kurz zuwinkend \u00fcber die Kreuzung.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post-excerpt\">An einer Ampel zu Corona-Zeiten: Es wird gr\u00fcn, ich will in geb\u00fcrtigem Abstand die vor mir langsam in die Pedale&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-storyboard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1019"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1027,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions\/1027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}