{"id":1570,"date":"2023-10-26T17:07:04","date_gmt":"2023-10-26T15:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dagood.life\/?p=1570"},"modified":"2023-10-26T17:14:40","modified_gmt":"2023-10-26T15:14:40","slug":"1570","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/?p=1570","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Der Kassierer: &#8222;Einen sch\u00f6nen Abend noch.&#8220;<br>Es ist 13 Uhr.<br>&#8222;Einen sch\u00f6nen Abend?&#8220;<br>&#8222;Ach, ich bin manchmal v\u00f6llig durcheinander. Neulich hat mir hier jemand an einem Mittwoch &#8217;noch ein sch\u00f6nes Wochenende&#8216; gew\u00fcnscht. Und irgendwie habe ich dann gedacht, es w\u00e4re Samstag. Ich habe dann einem Freund &#8218;alles Gute zum Geburtstag&#8216; getextet. Der dann so: &#8218;Der ist in drei Tagen.&#8216; Also, glauben Sie nichts, was Sie an einer Kasse h\u00f6ren.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post-excerpt\">Der Kassierer: &#8222;Einen sch\u00f6nen Abend noch.&#8220;Es ist 13 Uhr.&#8222;Einen sch\u00f6nen Abend?&#8220;&#8222;Ach, ich bin manchmal v\u00f6llig durcheinander. Neulich hat mir hier&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1570"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1576,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1570\/revisions\/1576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dagood.life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}